Title: Tales of the heart
Perpetrator: Posted by pinkpigeontowa, written by pureangelwings

Name: Kisa Sohma
Species: human/tiger
Hair: "Her orange hair was now curled and held up in a ponytail"
Eyes: "Her amber eyes were outlined with thick black eye liner, eyelashes covered with mascara."
Appearance: " Lips that were normally coral pink were now a rich ruby red and glossy. Her orange hair was now curled and held up in a ponytail, just visible from a silky black and red striped top hat. Her creamy white neck looked elongated and elegant thanks to a diamond chocker that glittered the colours of the rainbow in the low lamp light. Her, oh shit, pure white breasts were barely covered by a really sexual black and red corset, laced with ivory ribbon and studded with opals. The garment sloped down her body, making her body thinner, and curvier. Her delicate arms were clothed with upper arm length black silk gloves, and on her right wrist balanced a garnet bracelet. Hungry eyes feasted their way down her body, taking in how as the corset ended, he could barely see her lacy black thong tied with red ribbon. Her slender legs were encased with tight high heeled boots that helped her point her toes even more extravagantly." Oh God why?
Origin: Kisa and Shigure. Do I really have to explain? I feel like Chris Hansen is going to be busting down my door any second.
Connections to canon: Is supposed to be Kisa. She "seduces" Shigure and they have sex. Why is Shigure always a creepy rapist in these stories?
Special Abilities: pedo-bait

Notes:  This disturbes me in many ways.

Rating: pedobear approved



( Why don't you have a seat over there... ) 

Tags: abomination, everyone is ooc, kisa-sue, paired with shigure

Title: Chain Reaction
Perpetrator: whitetiger97

Name: Izole and Kiayame Sohma
Species: Human/ White tiger and black wolf
Hair: Izole: "soft chocolate waves-that for some odd reason had white roots", Kiayame: "midnight hair".
Eyes: Izole: "blue eyes like two sparkling sapphires", Kiayame: not mentioned
Appearance: Izole: "lightly tanned skin", "She was like the fucking goddess of sex!", 16 years old, Kiayame: "light brown pallor", 17 years old.
Origin: Izole and Kiayame are the lost members of the Zodiac, their curse has been broken. After taking a dip in the hot tub, they go out dancing and drinking at various clubs, they run into Shigure and Ayame, who do not realize at first who they are. The girls, being very drunk, procede to vomit and pass out on the sidewalk, Shigure and Ayame then put them in their car and drive them back to Shigure's house. Then they chain the girls up and rape them. Yes, you are not reading incorrectly. Yuki and Haru stumble upon the aftermath, Haru beats them up and then calls Hatori for help.
Connections to canon: Members of the Zodiac.
Special Abilities: Izole transforms into the white tiger and Kiayame into the black wolf.

Notes: ಠ_ಠ

Rating:

( What is this I don't even... )

Tags: curse doesn't work, everyone is ooc, multiple sues, my eyes are burning, sad past, self-insert

Title: Let's Stay Together: Girl For Each Sohma Boy
Perpetrator: Shantel Lukasik

Full Name: Here we go: Mai, Ren, Yumi, Kaida, Yuka, Amaya, Rini, Leiko, Hana
Species: Human/ Zodiac animals
Hair: Mai: "shoulder length blonde hair "; Ren:"long light brown hair "; Yumi: dirty blonde; Kaida: "long red"; Yuka: pink; Amaya: long black; Rini: "white-blonde"; Leiko: dark brown;
Eyes: Mai: blue; Ren: "sparkling emerald eyes"; Yumi: light green; Kaida: light brown; Yuka: grey; Amaya: purple; Rini: light blue; Leiko: green;
Appearance: Not mentioned
Origin:"The Tomimoto Family have the same curse as the Sohma Family. Akito has the idea that the members of the zodiac should pair up according to their zodiac animal."
Connections to canon: Shigure is paired with Mai, Yuki with Ren, Kyo with Yumi, Hatori with Kaida, Ayame with Yuka, Haru with Amaya, Momiji with Rini, Akito (yes, male!Akito) with Leiko, and Ritsu with Hana.
Special Abilities: Can change into the Zodiac animals.

Notes: I didn't find the story to be all that horrible, the writing was fine, what pushed it into "bad" for me was the overused "arranged marriage" plot device and using it to pair up just about every single male character in the story with an OC.

Rating:
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Tags: bad, cursed, lives with the sohmas, multiple sues, paired with akito, paired with ayame, paired with haru, paired with hatori, paired with kyo, paired with momiji, paired with ritsu, paired with shigure, paired with yuki

Title: A timeless tale (a fruits basket love story!!)
Perpetrator: twilightfeak

Full Name: Sakura Lin
Species: Human
Hair: "you had light brown hair that almost looked blond, it came down to the middle of your back"
Eyes: "light blue (looked more like gray they were so light)"
Appearance: "you wear really pritty, you had light brown hair that almost looked blond, it came down to the middle of your back, you had light blue eyes that looked more like they were gray. Your body was curved in all the right placese and since you were and early blomer your chest was bigger then the normal 16 year old teenagers would be. You were 5”4 and were skinny, but not to skinny."
Origin: Her abusive parents abandoned her when she was ten. She then went to live with her aunt, and when she died a year ago, she went to live with her uncle.
Connections to canon:  Goes to the same high school as Kyo, Yuki, and the others. Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, Momiji, and Akito all have crushes on her. She was childhood friends with Akito and will be paired with him.
Special Abilities: Can "write" songs. Like "Sanctuary" by Utada Hikaru. That kind of "writing".

Notes: There is no curse in this story. Also, Tohru does not exist.

Rating:

( Sample... )

Tags: akito takes an interest, breaking the fourth wall, curse doesn't work, my eyes are burning, paired with akito, sad past, song-lyrics

Title: The Apple of My Eye
Perpetrator: RiddleBlack

Full Name: Riddle
Species: Human/Fox
Hair: Purple
Eyes: not mentioned
Appearance: not mentioned
Origin: Her parents are dead, she lives in a cave. On the way home from school a rock falls from a cliff and knocks her out. Shigure and Yuki are taking a walk through the woods and see this, they pick her up and take her back to Shigure's house.
Connections to canon: Goes to school with Tohru and the others, will be living at Shigure's.
Special Abilities: “I have a curse. Whenever I come under a great deal of stress or hug a boy, I transform into an animal, depending on the situation.”, in the story she turns into a purple fox. Also, "can do just about any acrobatic manuver".

Notes: Cursed!Sues are lame, and overdone. That is all.

Rating:

( ... )

Tags: bad, cursed, lives with the sohmas

Title: Cursed Angel
Perpetrator: BeatenEmptyAngel

Full Name: Hikari Koboyashi
Species: Human/Angel
Hair: "long dark turquoise hair coming to her waist, now tied up by a single black ribbon"
Eyes: "Her cerulean eyes have no shine in them as a normal 15 year old girl's would."
Appearance: "round, pale-skinned face", has angel wings: "The wings are a glossy black and had a few random silver feathers here and there"
Origin: "When God was organizing the banquet, there was one main Angel who was his...assistant...to put it nicely. She basically did God's bidding and was not allowed to go against his orders. The reason the whole ordeal happened with the cat, was because the Angel and the Cat were having an affair behind God's back. This angered God so much that he put a curse on both of them, the Cat was to be rejected by those he loved, and the Angel was to never feel the warmth of another's embrace ever again. However, there was an outsider who sacrificed something dear so that he too could embrace the Angel, for reasons I was never told of. The point of this story is this, I am the Cursed Angel. "
Connections to canon: Is Akito's whore the Cursed Angel. Goes to school with Yuki and Kyo. Will be paired with Kyo.
Special Abilities: "When I come into contact with a male, I feel this intense, burning sensation. It pretty much feels like a thousand pins being pierced into my skin." Angel wings appear when she takes her pendant off.

Notes: This takes place after the end of the anime, but in this version, Tohru doesn't come back, and has moved out of Shigure's house. The Suethor even admits the character is a Mary Sue.
 
Rating:

( You're right, she is a Mary Sue. )

Tags: akito takes an interest, angel, bad, cursed, paired with akito, paired with kyo
Current Mood: happy

Title: Cherry Blossom
Perpetrator: Brittany009

Full Name: Sakura. Who saw that one coming?
Species: Human
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: Not mentioned
Appearance: She has a tattoo of a cherry blossom on her stomach. Other than that, not mentioned.
Origin: "Sakura has a tattoo of a Cherry Blossom on her stomach. She was born with it. Because of it her parents put her in an orphanage because there is something else to it. Akito finds her and he explains what she is to him."
Connections to canon: I have no idea. Something to do with Akito I guess. There's a "Hana" running the orphanage, I don't know if it's Hana from canon though.
Special Abilities: She can dance.

Notes: This fic is...odd. The sentence structure is strange, maybe English is not her first language? Or maybe she's 8. It causes me to read the story like I'm William Shatner.

Rating:

( WTF does WW2 have to do with this? )

Tags: abomination, akito takes an interest

Thank you so much foxypopefor showing me this fic.

Title: Love can Sometimes be Painful Painful...just like this fic.
Perpetrator: Ruha

Full Name: Risa Hashimoto
Species: Human
Hair: "waist length black hair", then when she transforms it becomes pale silver.
Eyes: "the most beautiful violet eyes that changed from violet to gold every now and then if you watch her close enough", an when she transforms: "crimsion red ", "her puplis turned black " What? What the hell color were her pupils before?
Appearance: "a pair of black baggy pants and a blue tee shirt", and "a black mini skirt and a sea blue tee shirt ". When she transforms..."Risa's eyes turned a crimsion red she slowly stood up far away a man was chanting something "kill the Sohma..for they have betrayed us!" he muttered and continued to wisper Risa's nails grew about three feet longer and her hair became a pale silver color her puplis turned black and her teeth were razor sharp she was growling angerily."
Origin: I'm starting to think Hell...
Connections to canon: She is walking in front of Ayame's shop when Ayame notices her and is instantly attracted to her, he then sees her ad in the paper, turns out she's looking for a job. He calls the number and asks her to come in for an interview. How the hell he connects the name to the girl he sees I have no idea, they haven't even spoken to each other at this point. She comes in and he tells her she's got the job. Then they fall in love.
Special Abilities: " if a male got with in three feet of her she would go crazy and try to kill them " this doesn't work on Ayame apparently. Akito says she is the key to their freedom, but first, she must DIE!!!!1!1!!! She transforms into some wierd...thing.

Note: You have to read the whole thing, it's not too long, just three short chapters. If I could, I'd post it all because LOL. Points for pairing the Sue with Ayame though, I don't see that a lot.

Rating:

( What were you doing in the bathroom, Ayame? )

Tags: abomination, akito takes an interest, curse doesn't work, paired with ayame, special powers, speshul eyes, speshul hair
Current Mood: amused

Title: An Old Friend
Perpetrator: XxBloodyRiverxX  The profile goes on, and on, and on, and on...I don't want to see your Myspace memes.

Full Name: Chryssa
Species: Human
Hair: Black
Eyes: "one violet eye and one gold eye"
Appearance: "black sunglasses, hat, and baggy jacket"
Origin: Her mama.
Connections to canon: Her mother used to work at the main house. They have come back because her mother wants her old job back. Will probably be paired with Kyo.
Special Abilities: Psychic and healing powers. Can do spells. Can hug the Juunishi without them transforming.

Notes: I thought about rating it "bad" but the super speshulness of the Sue made me raise it.

Rating:

( Bitches don't know 'bout my Sue powers. )

Tags: curse doesn't work, my eyes are burning, psychic, special powers, speshul eyes
Current Mood: bored

So I've decided to try this agian. I got so busy with work and school that this became less fun for me and just another thing I had to do. I've got a lot more free time now, so hopefully I can get this going agian. I'll probably redo the rating images and maybe do a new layout when I've got a chance.

Title: The Darkness of a child
Perpetrator: Soul Tiger

Full Name: Tohru Honda
Species: Human
Hair: not mentioned
Eyes: not mentioned
Appearance: "a sun coloured sun dress"
Origin: It is Kyo's nineteenth(?) birthday. Akito is dead, and everyone assumes the curse must be broken, but surpise! Akito planned ahead and had a kid three years before. The child is now the new god. At Kyo's birthday party, the child and his bodyguards show up to take Kyo away. Tohru runs and hides in the house instead of sticking up for Kyo, but after crying for a bit, decides to sneak out of the house to go rescue him.
Connections to canon: It's Tohru.
Special Abilities: Running and hiding.

Notes: This story was started in 2007, and the latest chapter (there's 4) was written just a few days ago. You can see the difference in the writting styles between chapers 2 and 3. Not that there's a massive improvement, but still, it's more readable in the last two chapters. I'm going to post samples from chapters 1 and 4 since there's a difference.

Rating:


( Yay! I'm back! )

Tags: my eyes are burning, tohru-sue
Current Mood: happy